2. An Indian sitar ($1000).
This beauty from this Tolleson Craigslist ad comes with a soft case, extra strings, bone tuning slides and a book on how to play.
We doubt the book could really help us figure it all out, but unfortunately, not all of us are cool enough to take lessons from Ravi Shankar.
With enough practice and determination though, you too could be Norweigian Woodin' it up in no time.