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Ghost B.C. Brings Together Heavy Metal and Dildos (Finally)

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The set includes a Papa Emeritus II "Dildo Puppetmaster" T-shirt, a bible box with gold-embossed artwork and a red velvet lining, a divorce paper scroll with a customized Ghost foil emblem, a brushed-metal logo charm, and -- finally -- a handful of sex toys, including a sculpted black dildo.

And since the band members have always kept their identities as secret as possible, it's fitting that the dildo is topped with nothing less than the lead vocalist's head.

Hm. There's nothing quite like picturing a spawn-of-Satan corpse in religious garb during what is known in my house as the only time you lock your bedroom door. Priced at $199.99, it's currently available for pre-order and will start shipping May 3.

Ghost isn't the first heavy band to make sex toys. (You may remember a few years back when Rammstein released quite the dildo-tastic promotion. However none of their faces were ever put onto the toys.)

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Lauren Wise has worked as a rock/heavy metal journalist for 15 years. She contributes to Noisey and LA Weekly, edits books, and drinks whiskey.
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