Holy Ship!!! 2014 in Animated GIF!!!

Photo by Ian WitlenHave you ever seen a gingerbread man with no arms do the shimmy? What about two sharks going at it in shallow water? Seriously, who doesn't want to see a drunk dude having the time of his life, only to fall flat on his ass? It's the...

By Kat Bein

January 16, 2014

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Photo by Ian Witlen

Have you ever seen a gingerbread man with no arms do the shimmy? What about two sharks going at it in shallow water? Seriously, who doesn't want to see a drunk dude having the time of his life, only to fall flat on his ass?

It's the simple things in life that bring the greatest joy. And luckily for LOLs, the party people of Holy Ship!!! 2014 had some weird, sexy, messy moves.

We dug through the collective footage of the entire Ship Fam universe to find the best and most hysterical dance moves the festival had to offer. Did you make the cut?

Courtesy of James Campbell

Bro Love Breakdown Grab your homie, dosey doe, spin him 'round and - Oh, shit!

Courtesy of Felicity Murray

Discorama Did this boogie fiend just discover the best batch of Red Bull ever or what?

Courtesy of Denis McMahon

Bro Point His favorite part of the song is the drop that goes pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

Courtesy of Denis McMahon

Assquake We're dizzy just watching this, but we can't look away.

Courtesy of Yanki Colon

Cluck-Cluck Hustle Don't mind him, he's just a chicken-headed fool.

Courtesy Yanki Colon

Turtle Slip 'n Slide Giant marine reptiles are perfect props for beach games. Just watch out for the salmonella.

Courtesy of Mark Kincaid

Blow Up Banger When you can't find a dancing partner, inflate one.

Courtesy of Roberto Fernandez

Gingerbread Grind Seriously, though, this is one of the most bizarre things we've ever seen.

Courtesy of Mark Kincaid

DJ Bro-Out Arm Wave Awww, they all love each other. Even superstar jocks aren't ashamed to get a lil' touchy-feely. Don't hold back!

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