Bad Newz Kennels Dog Fighting Investigation Who can forget Michael Fucking Vick, the prick who was caught running a dog-fighting ring out of his 15-acre property? Over 70 abused dogs were found, most of them pitbull terriers and quite a few suffering from injuries. But Vick didn't just make the dogs fight each other -- he also shot, hung, electrocuted, and drowned them.
Vick's lawyer claimed his client came from a background where dogfighting is acceptable and is used as a proving ground for manliness. What a weak fucking argument that was. Having animals fight against their will doesn't make you some kind of hero. Luckily, Judge Hudson didn't see it that way, saying, "You may have thought this was sporting, but it was very callous and cruel. I hope you understand that now."
I still don't get how drowning a dog is ever "sporting," but whatever.
Let's Not Forget How Culturally Insensitive The NFL Is It would be hard to count the many times the NFL has done something bigoted, but we can outline a few examples. First, the Washington Redskins team name: fuck you, guys.
Then there's how homophobic the NFL is. Besides being an aggressive outlet for machismo leanings, the atmosphere is belligerently anti-gay. Only ten NFL players have ever come out as queer, one after his death. Think there's a reason for that? Maybe like comments from the incredibly articulate Chris Culliver, of the 49ers, who told The Artie Lange Show, "No, we don't got no gay people on the team, they gotta get up out of here if they do.... Can't be with that sweet stuff. Nah...can't be...in the locker room man. Nah."
Keep up the good work, guys.