My Wife Saw Aaron Carter at Martini Ranch in Scottsdale Last Night

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What compelled you to go see Aaron Carter?

Curiosity mixed with a desire to watch a train wreck.

There was a reality show about the Carters, right? Is that what gives the impression that any live performance by Aaron Carter could be a train wreck?

Yeah. House of Carters was the name of the reality show. It starred all the Carter siblings, including Nick, of Backstreet Boys fame, and Leslie, their sister who overdosed.

So it's fair to say there's an element of "American tragedy" to Carter.

Uh. Yeah. I mean, here's a dude who, while talented enough, is mostly famous because his older brother was in one of the biggest boy bands of ever. The show probably contributed to my anticipation for a train wreck, but more so, I think it's the fact that Aaron Carter, who's 25, still sings songs that he sang when he was 13.

Okay, so about that. He sings songs he sang when he was 13, like the one about beating Shaq, but he does new stuff too, right?

Frankly, I am not extremely well-versed in the deep cuts of AC albums, of which there are four. I'm familiar with the singles. So I'm not super-sure if there were new songs in the mix last night. Although, between Aaron's songs the DJ would spin commercial hip-hop like Kanye and Wiz Khalifa. But, don't worry, there was lots of lip-syncing, too.

That's not all that was happening "lip wise," right? How many girls did he kiss?

[Laughs] Based on reports from girls around me, the kissed-girls count seemed to hit 10. That's including the two girls he brought onstage to serenade, and, as my friend put it, "molest."

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Jason P. Woodbury is a music and pop-culture writer based in Phoenix. He is a regular contributor to the music blog Aquarium Drunkard and co-host of the Transmissions podcast.