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See also: Miniature Tigers Get Sexy @ Crescent Ballroom We've documented the fact that Miniature Tigers' new album, Mia Pharaoh has no shortage of totally sexy songs. The group's latest video, "Sex on the Regular" furthers the vibe, featuring a fox lady with a singing vagina. You know, because nothing...
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See also: Miniature Tigers Get Sexy @ Crescent Ballroom

We've documented the fact that Miniature Tigers' new album, Mia Pharaoh has no shortage of totally sexy songs. The group's latest video, "Sex on the Regular" furthers the vibe, featuring a fox lady with a singing vagina.

You know, because nothing is sexier than singing vaginas. Maybe. We're honestly not sure, but we are certain that the video puts the average Draw Something user's skills to shame and is best enjoyed on 'shrooms and/or with a pair of 3-D glasses.

The Internet was practically designed for T&A and music -- which means there's no shortage of weird, NSFW videos out there. We've rounded up our favorite 12. Check them out after the jump and make sure your boss isn't looking.

12. Man-Cat, "Yeast"

Man-Cat's head blocked out all of the unmentionables in this video dedicated to pizza delivery boy porn, but it's still wicked-NSFW (unless you work at a pizza shop).

11. Stars, "Changes"

This video is more artistic than raunchy, but you've got to admit, it would be fun to prance around a theater naked.

Stars - Changes (Uncensored) from Stars on Vimeo.

10. Handsome Furs, "What About Us"

The album cover for Sound Kapital is a naked woman, so it's really not that surprising that this video has its share of sex and, you guessed it, full-frontal nudity.

Handsome Furs - What About Us (Uncensored) OFFICIAL VIDEO from Sub Pop Records on Vimeo.

9. Kanye West,- "Monster"

Sure, all anyone is talking about now is Kanye's supposed affair with Kim Kardashian, but think back...we used to talk about whether or not this video indicated an oppressive, violent misogyny in his lyrics was just about Nicki Minaj looking really, really scary.

Kanye West - Monster from Bro Hug on Vimeo.

8. Nelly, "Tip Drill"

Nelly's use of a credit card in this video makes up for the "creative" song title.

7. Duck Sauce, "Big Bad Wolf"

As gross as it is hilarious. Just wait for that ending.

6. David Lynch, "Crazy Clown Time"

What happens when you invite David Lynch to a party? With drugs? Well, it's nearly as weird and screwed up as Blue Velvet. But funkier.

5. Enrique Iglesias, "Tonight"

The edited version of the chorus is "Tonight, I'm loving you?" Puh-leez. Looks like all those gals really loved the "Bailamos" video.

Enrique Iglesias 'Tonight (I'm F**kin' You)' feat Ludacris & DJ Frank E (Explicit) from Jacuzzi FILMS on Vimeo.

4. Rammstein, "Pussy"

We don't spend much of our times at German sex parties, but I guess you can say insane stuff like "You have a pussy, I have a dick. So, what's the problem, let's do it quick" at them without getting slapped.


Rammstein Pussy Explicit 2009 by superzerocool

3. Prodigy, "Smack my Bitch Up"

Not the kind of "wild night" you want to have. This clip often gets cited as one of the most controversial videos of all time. In fact, the BBC and MTV banned it, and those networks gave us Mr. Bean and Jersey Shore.


Prodigy - Smack my bitch up by bebepanda

2. Moonlight, "Subway"

This video is essentially softcore porn. You don't see any naughty bits, but you do see a lot of "glamour model" Ruby Summers.

MOONLIGHT "Subway" (Official Music Video) NSFW from Urban XL on Vimeo.

1. Jacuzzi Boys, "Glazin'

Singing vaginas. Yep. If you ever wanted to see vag portray a Venus fly trap, Fidel Castro, Homer Simpson, Mr. T, Santa Claus, or Jabba the Hut, look no further. And you may act like you don't want to look, but face it: You've made it this far. What do you have to lose?

The video has been removed from YouTube multiple times, but you can watch the uncensored Jacuzzi Boys, "Glazin'" video on their site.

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