10 Signs Spring Doesn't Exist in Phoenix

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6.) Adults Don't Get Spring Break

This is the case everywhere, which is a shame, but how can we verify Spring exists if we don't have Spring Break?

5.) Punxsutawney Phil Predicted a Long Winter (on a 70-Degree Day in Phoenix)

Very suspicious.

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