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A Dispute Over Leash Laws Starts a Neighborhood Battle

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Assign a cat to every park to restore order, safety, and God-fearing.

I kid you not.

In my home, Miss Lulu, a Catahoula hound with a side of pork 'n' beans, is kept in fighting trim by my Abyssinian cat, Abu.

Every morning, before coffee's made, the dog reports in to Abu. They review the cat's thoughts for how the day will play out. Woe to the puppy who deviates from the plan.

When my girlfriend first met Abu, she watched him discipline a pack of neighborhood dogs and christened the cat Johnny Bad Ass.

Abu is available for consultation.

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