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Eggs, Ice, and Nudity: Local News Channels and Their Ridiculous Heatwave Stories

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Fox 10 chose to show what Arizona would look like during the apocalypse, when Satan sets ablaze all the desert sinners. Apparently, a fiery red mist will work its way north and eventually torch us all.

Crystal Cruz with Channel 3 spent Friday at a nudist colony. We give her bonus points for not placing a camera in front of an inert object and narrating it to the Valley. But who wants to spend a hot, arid day with wrinkled and sweaty genitals on parade?

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