Got Milkshake?

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"No one bothers Kelis," he keeps repeating.

Behind him and several other layers of security, we see her in a polka dot blouse and jeans, sipping white wine, and dancing barefoot to some Sean Paul track.

"Ke-lisssss!" I yell over Tyson's shoulder. "What's a milkshake?"

To which the rap queen, grinning back at me, works her ass so low to the floor that she could pick up a quarter with her . . . Damn, girl!

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Stephen is a former staff writer and columnist at Phoenix New Times.
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