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"I'm 24, and I used to be a chef for a local barbecue restaurant," he tells me. "Now I want to put Hooters out of business. My logo's gonna be a big-tittied girl pig in an apron jumpin' out of a grill. I'm gonna have all-girl servers. It's gonna be great!"

"Admittedly, it sounds terrific," I remark, glancing at the door to the women's room as Jett emerges. "But believe me, buddy, supervising chicks is no joke. 'Cause no matter who's supposed to be in charge, they're always running the show."

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Stephen is a former staff writer and columnist at Phoenix New Times.
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