By Stephen Lemons
Tucson pissed over Hamlet 2 diss. Shaq better stay away from that Maryjane. Matt Leinart out as starting QB. Kurt Warner in. Cards kill Raiders. Marlins eat up D-Backs. Olympics finito. China grabs most gold. U.S., most medals. Redeem team trounces Spain in b-ball. Why you shouldn't golf off of "A" mountain a la Animal House. Dem convention begins in Denver. Da Brat in da pokey for three years. Told her to leave that rum bottle be.
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