By Stephen Lemons
Trib picks up on Russell Pearce's backstab of alleged public urinator. Nappy bores Dems to tears. Dowling gets probation. Padres spank the D-Backs. Laurie Roberts disses KFYI lip-flapper Bruce Jacobs. A narcobeer for narcoterrorists. Residents want to kill suicide lanes. Veg heads blame kiddie colon cancer on hot dogs. Rep reporter charged in his hot doggie. And DMX drops the F-bomb on da judge. (Smooth move, Ex-Lax.)
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