Mugshots of the Week

Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Apocalypse Now

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Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia

There are very few things that can cause this face.

  • Walking into his daughter's room and finding her in the sack with a guy
  • Surprisingly effective marijuana
  • Surprise diarrhea
  • Aliens

That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.

Charges: DUI, driving on a suspended license

At what point does the jail staff just say, "F%!k it, we'll get 'er while she's sleeping?" The answer to that question is this point.

Charge: Assault -- intentionally or knowingly causing physical injury

Times are different, man. Someone allegedly took an ass-kicking from a 5-foot-zero-inch 24-year-old (actual stats) with a chest tat. We'd like to think it was a guy, too. First date, even.

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Matthew Hendley
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