Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Awkward

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest. This week, we found the jail's most...

By Matthew Hendley

November 28, 2014

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we found the jail's most awkward inmates. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, marijuana possession Ew, germs.

9.)

Charges: Failure to appear A spectacle of spectacles.

8.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession Look at me now, ma!

7.)

Charges: Burglary Dude, no one has the time to read a short story on your neck.

6.)

Charges: Transportation theft She went to Jared!

5.)

Charges: Criminal damage, disorderly conduct A leprechaun!

4.)

Charges: Probation violation Look out, this guy's supercharged.

3.)

Charges: Aggravated DUI It's Tony Romo!

2.)

Charges: Fraudulent schemes, taking the identity of another

1.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct, possession of drug paraphernalia Um, dude, there's a condom dangling from your eye.

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