Just about every week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, our alleged criminals are breaking all the rules -- at least, the unwritten rules on how to do anything related to the word "normal." Enjoy.
Charges: Failure to appear, failure to pay fines, driving on a suspended license
Believe it or not, "gorgeous" was not the first word we were reaching for.
Charges: Assault, disorderly conduct
Good thing he put "West" Tempe on his tat, just to make sure you know he's not from anywhere near ASU. Also, who has eyebrows on their lip?
Charge: Criminal trespassing
On a scale of forehead to five-head, this is approximately an eight-head.
Charges: Marijuana possession, disorderly conduct, failure to obey a police officer.
Q: What did the deer say when he left the gay bar?
A: "I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there!"
Charges: Sex-offender registration violation, possession of drug paraphernalia.
Sex offender? I would've never guessed.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, possession of prescription drugs, possession of drug paraphernalia
You want to know the saddest thing about this? This is the second guy we've found with this Peoria tattoo. SUN CITY MOTHAF*%#A.
Charges: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, assault with the intent to injure, disorderly conduct -- fighting
Things that ain't nothin' to f*%# with:
1) Wu-Tang Clan
2) This lady
Charges: Possession of drug paraphernalia, false reporting to law enforcement
Yes sir, that's where it would go.
Charges: Driving on a suspended license, failure to appear
Eyebrow tattoos? Nope, shave that silly shit right off and have tattoos as eyebrows. Sounds legit.
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