Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Christmas Edition

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.This week, the jail's looking a whole lot...

By Matthew Hendley

December 20, 2013

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, the jail's looking a whole lot like the North Pole. Happy Holidays.

11.)

Charges: Disorderly conduct
Enjoy that lump of coal, brat.

10.)

Charges: Trafficking stolen property, minor in possession of liquor
Look at all these presents!

9.)

Charges: Aggravated DUI
A new bike!

8.)

Charges: Failure to appear, DUI
Santa!

7.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing
Mom . . . I think Santa's been drinking.

6.)

Charges: Burglary
Well, Santa's not exactly how we remember him.

5.)

Charges: Failure to appear
There's the jolly old man.

4.)

Charges: Minor in possession of liquor
An elf!

3.)

Charges: Failure to pay a fine, driving on a suspended license
Take that, Megyn Kelly.

2.)

Charges: Possession of narcotic drugs for sale
Fact: Santa dresses like an asshole in his spare time.

1.)

Charges: Assault
Ho, ho, ho.

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