At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, you'll see a lot of colorful characters -- literally and figuratively. Enjoy.
13.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing Please put that away. 12.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct The thing is, Jesus is supposed to look like the opposite of a demon.
11.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, consuming liquor in public Street name: Crispy apple.
10.)
Charges: Probation violation We can only imagine he let out the Homer Simpson "D'oh!" upon seeing the police.
9.)
Charges: Dangerous-drug transportation and/or sales, assisting a criminal syndicate, dangerous-drug possession Not an actual mermaid.
8.)
Charges: Criminal trespassing Looks like he was trespassing in the Tommy Bahama store.
7.)
Charges: Trafficking in stolen property, theft Um, blue.
6.)
Charges: Marijuana possession for sale Can a guy just help customers get the most out of their satellite TV experience?
5.)
Charges: Disorderly conduct NSFW.
4.)
Charges: Criminal damage, failure to appear Aw man, arrested on 80's night?
3.)
Charges: Probation violation High fashion.
2.)
Charges: Aggravated assault I got scribble on my face, but don't call me scribble-face.
1.)
Charges: Left: Escape, marijuana possession, Right: Disorderly conduct Jail: A Love Story.
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