Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Comedy of Errors

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.This week, our cast of characters create a...

By Matthew Hendley

January 31, 2014

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, our cast of characters create a comedy of errors. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Aggravated assault
When lumberjacks get lost in the desert.

9.)

Charges: Robbery
Business in the front, Angela Davis in the back.

8.)

Charges: Shoplifting
Um, your, um . . . yeah . . .

7.)

Charges: Probation violation, assault, criminal damage, disorderly conduct, failure to appear
My, what colorful ropes you have growing out of your head.

6.)

Charges: Shoplifting
Two doves flying around a penis?

5.)

Charges: Marijuana possession for sale, possession of drug paraphernalia
Bitchin' sweater.

4.)

Charges: Not available
Looks as guilty as Mother Teresa.

3.)

Charges: Theft
Fuzzy forehead.

2.)

Charges: Aggravated assault
I hope the kindergartner who drew this knew that "Rodriguez" isn't even his last name.

1.)

Charges: Criminal trespassing, disorderly conduct
Ya ddon't say.

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