Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Please (Don't) Be My Valentine

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.This week, we found some people you probably...

By Matthew Hendley

February 14, 2014

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, we found some people you probably don't want to be your valentine. Enjoy.

11.)

Charges: Not available
Too excited.

10.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Nice try, Duck Dynasty.

9.)

Charges: Probation violation
Nope.

8.)

Charges: Probation violation
Too much . . . stuff.

7.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Get lost, Ed Hardy.

6.)

Too much leather.

5.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
What is this, vegan Valentine's Day? Get outta here with that.

4.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of a prescription drug
Too bumpy.

3.)

Charges: Driving on a suspended license
Too gangsta.

2.)

Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, concealed-carry violation
Too Santa Claus-y.

1.)

Charges: Assault
No Beliebers.

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