At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, we've got a bit of everything, from celebrity lookalikes, to crazy hair, and tattoos so bad the artist would have failed kindergarten art class. Enjoy.
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Charges: Kidnapping, aggravated assault Rawr.
11.)
Charges: False reporting to law enforcement My life motto.
10.)
Charges: Minor in possession of liquor Good work from the MCSO photography squad.
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Charges: Driving on a suspended license, possession of a canceled or false driver's license Awkward.
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Charges: Theft It's that sister the state fair lady never talks about.
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Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, shoplifting, failure to appear That "art" is so bad a preschooler's mom wouldn't even hang that on the fridge.
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Charges: Driving on a suspended license It's like an upside-down Coolio.
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Charges: Driving on a suspended license "Sir, do you know where you are right now?" "Uh, William Howard Taft?"
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Charges: Forgery To answer the question of what people do with their old Tim Tebow jerseys . . .
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Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, criminal trespassing Loved your work in Tombstone.
2.)
Charges: Burglary Woah, woah, woah, ladies -- one at a time.
1.)
Charges: Failure to register as a sex offender, marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia Man, aren't pocket watches classy? "Oh dear, look at the time, it's dollars o'clock."
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