At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, our alleged offenders are displaying a wide range of emotions. Enjoy.
11.)
Charges: Failure to comply with a court order
Remember, Michael Jackson always said, "It don't matter if you're black or white."
10.)
Charges: Robbery
What are the odds this guy drives a white, windowless van that says "Free Candy" on the side?
9.)
Charges: Shoplifting, probation violation
ZZ Top groupie.
8.)
Charges: Kidnapping, conspiracy, identity theft, threatening, possession of drug paraphernalia, taking contraband into a correctional facility
Reppin' Chan . . . . . Dler.
7.)
Charges: Forgery
Sorry if you're the type of person who gets freaked out by creepy dolls.
6.)
Charges: Probation violation
Chin up, son.
5.)
Charges: Failure to pay a fine, shoplifting, failure to appear
Go Devils(?)
4.)
Charges: Resisting arrest, failure to pay a fine, assault
In case you couldn't tell by the quality of the neck tat, those appear to be prison-door metal bars behind the state of California. We're not sure if someone did that tatoo in prison, though, because we're not aware of any third-graders in prison.
3.)
Charges: Shoplifting, false reporting to law enforcement
HAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!
2.)
Charges: Probation violation
This is how police reports start with the phrase, "A suspicious person . . ."
1.)
Charges: Threatening, intimidation, criminal damage
