Maricopa County Mugshots of the Week: Strange Things

At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.This week, all of our alleged offenders have...

By Matthew Hendley

August 16, 2013

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At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.

This week, all of our alleged offenders have some very strange things going on in their photos. Enjoy.

10.)

Charges: Probation violation, failure to pay a fine, failure to appear, driving on a suspended license
Too bad this guy ran out of eyebrows -- there's always "awesomest," "coolest," "baddest," "hungriest," "dumbest," etc., etc.

9.)

Charges: Probation violation

8.)

Charges: Probation violation
Morticia McAddams

7.)

Charges: Criminal damage, disorderly conduct
Who needs a high school yearbook when you have a face? Have a great summer!

6.)

Charges: Aggravated DUI
The grossest yawn we've ever seen.

5.)

Charges: Shoplifting
Extra sexy? Elegant salmon? Elephant semen? Extremely stupid?

4.)

Charges: Probation violation, assault, criminal damage, shoplifting
We'd like to think that he almost got "COMPLETELY NORMAL" tatted on the neck, and that would've led him down a completely different path.

3.)

Charges: Probation violation
Woah, we got a classy one here. (FYI, there's supposed to be an "i" in "fuckin'".)

2.)

Charges: Narcotic-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Pretty sexy, you know, for being a corpse and everything.

1.)

Charges: Shoplifting
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHH!

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