Charge: Disorderly conduct
People who are still cruising for chicks in Old Town Scottsdale at 2:30 a.m. on Wednesday.
Charges: Robbery, dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
People who will call you on the phone, tell you you're going to die in seven days, then crawl out of your television set.
Charge: Narcotic-drug possession
People in a folder on my hard drive called "Pictures of people who kind of look like Ray Liotta, if you look at them at a certain angle."