Posh Playas

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"Wow, I would never have guessed," I play along.

"It's just like in Hollywood or anywhere else," says Vonsh. "If you've got the money, the sky's the limit."

"I'm actually thinking of making mine bigger," claims Soza, looking at Vonsh's enviously. "Hers are as big as her head!"

"You know, I've never been with a lady who's been enhanced," I confess, while trying not to stare and thinking of baseball -- Diamondbacks baseball -- all the while. "Are they, uh, soft or hard?"

Soza reaches over and lightly touches Vonsh's ta-tas, in a sisterly way. "Oh, they're very soft."

"Unless you're a doctor," says Vonsh proudly, "you'll never know the difference. See, without clothes, they look all natural."

Sigh . . . I have no choice but to take her word for it.

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Stephen is a former staff writer and columnist at Phoenix New Times.
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