The only thing that stands between state Senator Pamela Gorman and Sarah Palin is a bikini and someone with a little spare time and photoshop.
Don't look at me to reprise it. But the video above for the conservanut Gorman's congressional campaign is reminiscent of that famous faux pic of the Wackjob from Wasilla holding a rifle, while wearing star-spangled swimwear.
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Thing is, we never really learn what kinda shot Gorman is, or isn't. (At least, we don't see her score.) The video's explanation on YouTube has this quote from her:
"This is a fun video put together by some volunteers. If you want information about me or my candidacy for U.S. Congress in Arizona's 3rd district, you can find it at my website. www.Gorman2010.com. As much fun as this video is, you should know that I am very serious about the future of America. I do hope you will take a closer look at my work record in public policy and my conservative positions on key issues. If not, I hope you at least enjoyed the video these fine folks put together and will share it with others!)"
Liberals mock such stuff at their peril, however. This is exactly the kind of political message that goes over well here in Cactus Country. I'm surprised Governor Jan Brewer hasn't done the same sort of spot. Of course, there's still plenty of time. Arizona Attorney General Terry Goddard could do with a trip to the gun range as well. Though, Terry, leave the bikini at home.