Scopin' Shorties

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"That's discrimination!" I cry. "You should become a blonde for a week and write a paper on that. Call it Blonde Like Me."

"Yeah," smirks Jett. "Kreme's working on one just like it called Fat Like Me."

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Stephen is a former staff writer and columnist at Phoenix New Times.
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