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A woman who claimed to be a member of the faculty complained about the lack of funds for education and the low salaries for teachers.

(She was apparently unaware that President Coor only this month hired a new football coach for approximately $500,000 a year. This certainly indicates that for faculty members with the right talents, the sky is the limit.)

I am absolutely convinced," Quayle said, raising his voice, that our education system is the finest in the world." This was greeted by thunderous applause.

Sensing this was the proper time to end the session, Quayle raised one arm skyward and shouted:

Go, Sun Devils!" With that, he walked swiftly off the stage. The visit of the vice president to the students of Arizona State was finished.

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Tom Fitzpatrick