Feathered Bastard

Top Ten Reasons Kyrsten Sinema Should Jump to CD 7

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10) Remember when the National Association of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials thought she was Latina? Why let a good rumor go to waste?

9) Because being a "Prada socialist" really sells in the barrio.

8) Are you kidding? Here's the chance to explain why she jumped on the anti-migrant bandwagon in 2011 with her own drop-house bill.

7) 'Cause both DA Morales of Three Sonorans fame and Phoenix radio bad boy Carlos Galindo will skewer her like an Easter pig.

6) Why should Steve Gallardo get all the limelight for coming out as gay? Bisexuality ain't chopped liver, ya know.

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Stephen is a former staff writer and columnist at Phoenix New Times.
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