| News |

Which Bone Would You Like to See Joe Arpaio Break Next?

Keep New Times Free
I Support
  • Local
  • Community
  • Journalism
  • logo

Support the independent voice of Phoenix and help keep the future of New Times free.

Self-described tough guy Sheriff Joe Arpaio was finally released from the hospital after spending two days there for treatment of a broken arm.

Our readers made several comments on Arpaio's injury -- for example, "Did his Depends slip, since they were so full of shit, and trip him?" -- and that had us wondering . . .

See also:
-Joe Arpaio Still Hospitalized With Broken Arm After 24 Hours

If Arpaio were to slip and break a bone again -- it's not unlikely, at 80 years old -- which one would you prefer snap next time?

Cast your vote below:

Keep Phoenix New Times Free... Since we started Phoenix New Times, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Phoenix, and we would like to keep it that way. Offering our readers free access to incisive coverage of local news, food and culture. Producing stories on everything from political scandals to the hottest new bands, with gutsy reporting, stylish writing, and staffers who've won everything from the Society of Professional Journalists' Sigma Delta Chi feature-writing award to the Casey Medal for Meritorious Journalism. But with local journalism's existence under siege and advertising revenue setbacks having a larger impact, it is important now more than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" membership program, allowing us to keep covering Phoenix with no paywalls.

We use cookies to collect and analyze information on site performance and usage, and to enhance and customize content and advertisements. By clicking 'X' or continuing to use the site, you agree to allow cookies to be placed. To find out more, visit our cookies policy and our privacy policy.


Join the New Times community and help support independent local journalism in Phoenix.


Join the New Times community and help support independent local journalism in Phoenix.