Which Bone Would You Like to See Joe Arpaio Break Next?

Self-described tough guy Sheriff Joe Arpaio was finally released from the hospital after spending two days there for treatment of a broken arm.

Our readers made several comments on Arpaio's injury -- for example, "Did his Depends slip, since they were so full of shit, and trip him?" -- and that had us wondering . . .

See also:
-Joe Arpaio Still Hospitalized With Broken Arm After 24 Hours

If Arpaio were to slip and break a bone again -- it's not unlikely, at 80 years old -- which one would you prefer snap next time?

Cast your vote below:

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Matthew Hendley
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