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WHO'S MINDING YOUR STORE?LESSONS IN INVENTORY CONTROL, COURTESY OF SAM MERANTO

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Lie down. Close your eyes. Think about it.
The mind boggles.

"I believe I have what all churches dream of," says Meranto.

"Since attending your office, I have made a complete 360-degree turnabout in my entire life."

At a rare loss for words, Meranto rolls his eyes heavenward as he gathers another head of steam.

"I wasn't meant to make them act like chickens or dogs, or have them put on glasses and see nude people. I believe this gift was meant to be used for a more constructive means."

"We won so many sales banquets, the company got tired of throwing 'em.

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