J. Fife Symington III will go down in state history as a hypocrite of outrageous proportions. He is a sanctimonious charlatan, an absurd mountebank and a poseur. Oh, yes, he's also a fake and a phony.

Aside from this rather considerable list of personal foibles, I see no reason Symington can't run again for governor of Arizona.

Oh, yes, perhaps there is one roadblock. A pretty big one at that, too.
The best political story of the decade has now gone past the whispering stage.
Wherever you go these days, political observers keep asking the same question about Symington:

"When will the feds announce J. Fife's indictment? Are the Democrats running the Department of Justice timing the indictment so the Republicans can't get a strong candidate to run against Terry Goddard?"
No savvy politician doubts Symington will be forced to face the music for his role in the Esplanade scheme that saw him extract millions from the now-defunct Southwest Savings and Loan even as he sat on its board of directors.

In a suit seeking $197 million from Symington and his fellow Southwest directors, the Resolution Trust Corporation cited Symington as a man who reaped "millions of dollars in unwarranted revenue."

For weeks now, a parade of witnesses has streamed into the grand jury room in the downtown federal building to tell under oath what they know about Symington and his tangled web of business dealings.

The news that keeps filtering out is not good for Symington.
For example, we were treated to some remarkable revelations in a column by New Times executive editor Michael Lacey in early February. They speculated about the testimony of Joyce Reibel, Symington's longtime executive secretary.

Lacey obtained a 15-page report written by Ivan Mathew, Reibel's attorney. The report detailed questioning by federal investigators that suggested Symington may have used deceitful bookkeeping stratagems to obtain loans and run his business.

Reibel was Symington's secretary all during the Reaganaut Eighties--the great years of looting by hard-charging real estate entrepreneurs like Charles Keating.

Questions put to her indicated the feds suspect that in making out his financial statements, Symington not only lied about his income, but inflated the value of his holdings and failed to include debts and obligations.

Financial statements were the coin of the realm during the Eighties. Present an impressive financial statement and you could get into any business venture. Once on the inside, you were almost assured of walking away with a profit.

That is the way business was done.
However, in order to prevent people from slipping through by sheer chicanery, the government instituted a tough set of laws it assumed would intimidate people from risking that route.

Knowingly falsifying financial statements is a felony and can be punishable by as much as 30 years and a fine of $1 million for each infraction.

Here is a sample of some of the things Joyce Reibel said when she was questioned months before appearing in front of the federal grand jury.

1. She was shown two Symington financial statements. In one, he was the guarantor of a $4 million loan. In a second statement, made to Valley National Bank, the $4 million loan was missing.

Reibel was asked to explain the discrepancy. She revealed a remarkable thing. Reibel said that upon instructions from either Symington or his accountants, Coopers & Lybrand, she would have either added or deleted the $4 million figure.

2. Reibel admitted she had seen paperwork for a $300,000 loan Symington had obtained from his mother, but that this debt was missing from his 1989 financial statement.

3. She also admitted knowing that when Symington claimed in a financial statement that he made $200,000 from the Symington Company in 1987, this figure was inflated.

4. Prosecutors clearly suspect that Symington instituted a coding system so that debts were added or subtracted to financial statements depending on where the statements were going.

Remarkable, isn't it? Who would ever have thought Symington was such a risk taker?

@body:And now that classic bumbler, George Leckie, is back in the picture. The last time I remember Symington's close pal's activities being recounted in print was during Leckie's unfortunate encounter with a Paradise Valley citizen. That occurred under cover of darkness and ended with Leckie fleeing the scene of an accident.

But people like Leckie never really go away. After public outcry forced Leckie's resignation from his $100,000-a-year job as Symington's aide, he went into public relations.

But he kept hanging around the statehouse and assuring everyone that he was still very much in the picture.

Are you surprised that Leckie's new office is in Symington's Esplanade building? And would you be astonished to learn that he is still the man to see if you want anything from the Symington administration?