Radiation Vibe

Attention, fellas. If you want to know your lady ain’t a ho, get her naked and check for tan lines. If she’s got ’em, that’s a good sign. It means she’s not afraid to show a little flesh but has the smarts to protect her junk. No tan lines? She’s either a stripper or a girl who’s comfy with smushing her poon on a tanning bed. Eek.

If all this talk of sexy skin has you turned on, head to Myst for Tan Lines Optional. The “swimwear fashion runway show” is hosted by Dallas minx Misty Dawn, a Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week back in ’04. (The calendar model told the rag at the time: “I believe I fit the description of the girl-next-door”; that’s true, if the domicile next door has a big red light on it.)

The party also features beats by DJs XXXclusive and MCB.

Wed., May 14, 11 p.m., 2008