Pissing Match at the Devil House

You’re probably wanting to drain the lizard something fierce right now, brah, but try pinching things off. All of your beer buddies are here for a raucous, alcohol-fueled adventure at the weekly Bladder Buster Night, and they’d hate to see you piss it all away. For only $5 each (free...

By Benjamin Leatherman

December 15, 2005

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You’re probably wanting to drain the lizard something fierce right now, brah, but try pinching things off. All of your beer buddies are here for a raucous, alcohol-fueled adventure at the weekly Bladder Buster Night, and they’d hate to see you piss it all away. For only $5 each (free for females), you and the brew crew have been downing pints of Budweiser, Amber Bock, Bud Light and Michelob Ultra for only a penny apiece. Keep in mind, champ, you’re only renting those beers, and the 1-cent suds only last until someone finally answers nature’s call by breaking through the large, duct-taped X’s blocking the doorways of the men’s and ladies' rooms. Bartender Anthony Dominguez says the average wuss-out time is two hours, and sometimes whiz kids like yourself will pay the cover again for the chance to use the facilities of the Middle Eastern restaurant next door. “No one wants to be the first to go,” says Dominguez. “But when someone finally breaks the tape -- usually a girl -- there’s a mad dash to the toilet.” Don’t forget to wash your hands.
Tuesdays, 9 p.m., 2005

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Benjamin Leatherman is a staff writer for Phoenix New Times where he focuses primarily on arts, culture, music, and nightlife. He began writing for New Times in 2003 and joined the staff full-time in 2005. Prior to that, he contributed to magazines such as Tips & Tricks and The Wrestler. Benjamin has earned multiple awards from the Arizona Press Club including an award for sports enterprise reporting in 2009 and an award for statewide arts reporting in 2014. He holds a bachelor’s of arts in journalism from Arizona State University’s Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication.

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