Home of the Rave?

As long as human beings have mouths, no secret is safe. Think of all the things you know that you really shouldn't. In high school, you knew which boys were uncircumcised. In college, you found out about the girl who had the giant bush. How do you know all this?...

By Lilia Menconi

January 29, 2009

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As long as human beings have mouths, no secret is safe. Think of all the things you know that you really shouldn't. In high school, you knew which boys were uncircumcised. In college, you found out about the girl who had the giant bush. How do you know all this? You’ve got recon skills.

Well, gumshoe, it’s time to figure this one out: We hear there’s a party going on and it’s called the “All Systems Go” Rave. The bash at an undisclosed location, features jungle, trance, house, and hardcore spins by DJ D-Lyte from the UK, Form B, DJ Andrew Lee, Chi-Gu Kom (pictured), Squeak, and more. It’s up to you to use the same skills you used to determine your boyfriend’s wiener size pre-emptively to find out where to go.

Sat., Jan. 31, 2009

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