Jerry Pandering

You know when something’s rooted in a Seinfield joke, it’s gonna be good. The fourth annual Phoestivus Market proves it. How could this sitcom-to-Phoenix-tradition festival not be the place to be when they’ve got over a hundred local vendors, basically every cuisine you could want served out of a truck, the freedom to take your beer throughout the entire market this year, a raffle, and a Phoestivus Pole? Oh, want to make it clear just how much the holidays bug you? Just head over to the Airing of Grievances booth and let the whole market know from 4 to 9 p.m. on Wednesday, December 17, at the Downtown Phoenix Public Market, 721 North Central Avenue. For more info about this free-to-attend event, visit

Wed., Dec. 10, 4-9 p.m.; Wed., Dec. 17, 4-9 p.m., 2014