Twin Peaks "Breastaurant" Opens in Scottsdale, and We're There for the Scenery, Er, Food

Zach Fowle January 19, 2012 11:00AM

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I am a man, and as a fairly typical representative of my gender I enjoy certain things. A large glass of beer. Sports games on high definition TVs. And, of course, breasts, both of the edible chicken and ogle-worthy human variety.

That said, I've never been a frequent visitor to breastaurants, the establishments that cater to these basest of desires. This is for a couple reasons. First, anyone who's lived in the Valley for a while has never wanted for views of scantily-clad ladies, so to mix arousal with a meal always seemed excessive.

Twin Peaks "Breastaurant" Opens in Scottsdale, and We're There for the Scenery, Er, Food

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