Jason and Amy while on "V"
To explain this scene, we have to start with the fact that, for regular people, vampire blood is a drug with effects similar to ecstasy (or, uh, so we hear). And it only seems right to kick off the list with a scene from the show's resident sex fiend, Jason Stackhouse. Sex scenes involving Jason, of which there are many, are usually long and explicit. And this one from the first season is no exception. In it, he and his V-addict girlfriend have hot, steamy sex while the vampire they drained, tortured, and later will kill watches nearby.
Remember that orgy we mentioned before? Well, here it is. We can thank Maryann Forrester for the outdoor, citywide sex parties of season two. She turns out to be a maenad, or a female follower of the Greek god Dionysus, who can't seem to help herself from making other people have sex.
Eric and Nora in a Rail Car (While Bill Listens)
Anytime Eric is naked, it's a good thing. But things get a little more freaky than usual in this scene from season five when he gets into a passionate love-making sesh with a new character, Nora. You later find out she's his vampire "sister," making this quite possibly the hottest incest you've ever seen. (That is, until she returns for a round of apology-sex...)
Jason and the Fangbanger
It's been a while since this raunchy scene from season one, but we haven't forgotten that time Jason hooked up with a fangbanger (one who likes to, you know, get banged by those with fangs) who was into some uber crazy S&M stuff — mainly choking, blood sucking and then hooking up with other guys while watching
Alcide and Rikki Do it Wolf-Style
Because no vampire show is complete without werewolves, True Blood includes the supernaturals in its plot as well. Not that we're complaining, since their packmaster is the tall, dark, and handsome Alcide, played by Joe Manganiello. For a long time we were hoping he and Sookie to get together and do the deed, but in season five we got something even better: Alcide knockin' paws with fellow werewolf, Rikki. Apparently vampires aren't the only ones that know how to screw.