Nearly Naked Theatre and All Puppet Players Present Fifty Shades of Felt

THRILLING UPDATE: Fifty Shades of Felt has been extended! See the end of this post to order tickets for added shows on December 5, 6, and 7.

The setup: Nearly Naked Theatre and All Puppet Players aren't saying what bestselling books Fifty Shades of Felt is inspired by, but we know. And you know. And you don't have to read them to enjoy the show, which is a huge relief because I wouldn't wish the former experience on our nastiest readers. (I thought I should read the novels so I'd know whether it helps -- and I'm now desperately trying to redeem that part of my life by making something entertaining out of it. Stay tuned.)