We're Doomed: iPad Gets a Toilet Paper Stand

For those who'd rather no sense of escape (or hygiene) in the bathroom, CTA Digital has great news.

Sure, we know you already text your BFF and call your mom while you're taking a leak (she's on mute, anyway), but with the iPad Pedestal Stand, there's no need to be ashamed of the shit that's coming out of either end.

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The iPad Pedestal Stand enables multi-tasking, potty-trained buyers to answer some emails, read a few articles, and update their Facebook status all from the comfort of the pot.

The iPad rests comfortably above the toilet paper, which hopefully encourages the user to do a quick wipe or two before taping around on the germ-ridden screen.

In CTA's words:

"The iPad and new tablet technology are revolutionizing how and where we view entertainment. CTA Digital's Pedestal Stand for iPad provides a convenient way to comfortably enjoy apps, eBooks, videos and web browsing at home. The bendable gooseneck stand allows you to adjust to any viewing angle, orientation or position you may need and securely holds the iPad. Simply slide and snap the iPad into the padded stand. The elegant chrome pedestal also features an optional toilet paper roll holder and a solid heavyweight base that will stay in place. So add luxury and convenience to your décor with CTA Digital's Pedestal Stand for iPad. Specifications: - Compatible with iPad 2 and iPad (3rd and 4th Generation) - Up to 32" tall with flexible 10" metal gooseneck stand - Base Diameter: 7.5" - Weight: 7.25 lbs. - Package Includes: (1) Pedestal Stand for iPad with Roll Holder"

No word on a solution to mending the inevitable demise of your current relationship, or your own ego after pot-video dialing an acquaintance on Skype, but for for $45, we're sure you'll find it's worth it.

Now wash your hands.

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