Justin Bieber: The New Face of Nail Polish

Can somebody please tell me why the hell Justin Bieber is the new face of nail polish? Seriously, what has the world come to?According to Just Jared Jr., J. Biebs has teamed up with Nicole by OPI to make the One Less Lonely Girl Collection because "nail polish really makes...

By Lenni Rosenblum

January 24, 2011

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Can somebody please tell me why the hell Justin Bieber is the new face of nail polish? Seriously, what has the world come to?

According to Just Jared Jr., J. Biebs has teamed up with Nicole by OPI to make the One Less Lonely Girl Collection because "nail polish really makes girls feel good." The nail polish line currently consists of a variety of mostly sparkly purples and blues that have names like Prized Possession Purple, Me + Blue, and One Less Lonely Glitter. Check out the whole collection.

The most ridiculous part of the story is that this stuff is actually flying off the shelves at over 3,000 nationwide Walmart locations. The polish will also be available at Target and Sears come February.

Pop music has just been taken to a whole new level. I propose that Vans should team up with Dior to make a line of designer eye black for the hardcore kids to sport on their cheeks at Warped Tour this summer.

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