By Gavin Cleaver
As I sit here at work my mind drifts from matters such as job responsibilities to more jovial pursuits such as murder, car theft, and the endless slaughter of pedestrians. One simple reason: Last week saw the release date of Grand Theft Auto V, the biggest videogame of the year.
Aping the inanities and cliches of radio DJs was one of the series' earliest innovations, well before music licensing. Since then--from Vice City on--the GTA series, more than any other game, has used licensed music on its selectable radio stations to create an evocative real-world scenario. I find there are now tracks I hear on real-world radio that instantly take me back to doing something horrific (or hilarious) in one of the Grand Theft Auto games. Here are my five favorites.
5. Kiss - "Strutter"
Because each radio station was cued up to take up exactly one game-day to cycle through, you'd often get a save file stuck on playing one particular song every time you loaded it. In my case, after beating San Andreas, I used to launch all my games from the airstrip on the 3rd island, simply because I had a Harrier Jump Jet there.Every time I would step into that jet, readying my collection of missiles for a heavily pixellated approximation of Las Vegas, Kiss' "Strutter" would start up. At first, I would change the channel. Eventually I came to embrace it. Now I can't fire missiles in a desert scenario without this song.
4. Toto - "Africa"
Not all GTA moments involve mass slaughter.Sometimes you're just cruising around in a car you stole moments ago from an old lady when it turns out that old lady has the exact right song on the radio. The sun's going down over Vice City, you're cresting around the top of the first island; it's so perfect you don't even want to lean out the window and fire your Uzi at the guy that just cut you up.
If any song perfectly encapsulates cruising aimlessly in a simulated version of the '80s, it's surely "Africa."
3. Cannibal Corpse - "I Cum Blood"
You can't cruise forever, though, and GTA IV had a song on the Liberty City Hardcore station that is the series' high point for invoking an unquenchable bloodlust--although Vice City had "Raining Blood," now I think of it.I challenge you to hear the intro to this song and not immediately want to start driving at full speed into an entire sidewalk of pedestrians. The only real shame is that the song didn't carry on when you bailed out the car to start flinging grenades at them.
2. Kool and the Gang - "Hollywood Swinging"
If you're a filthy degenerate like me, you'll have spent an inordinate amount of time gambling in the casinos in San Andreas.Far and away the worst thing about these casinos is that they had a piped-in soundtrack that was really only three or four songs, over and over again. No button to change the radio.
This was one of them, and whenever I hear it now, all I can think about is going bust on blackjack yet again, standing up, killing both myself and the dealer with an explosive, and re-loading my save to start again. Good times. Halcyon days.
1. Slick Rick - "Children's Story"
The perfect song for the ghetto settings of San Andreas, "Children's Story" seemed as if it could have been describing the urban blight of the gang wars ravaging the first island. Not only that, it's a killer tune. One to cruise up Grove Street listening to.I hear rumors that Grove Street is back for GTA V -- I also hear rumors that specific moments of the game will be scored, much like the astonishing job Red Dead Redemption did in ensuring its finest moments stayed embedded inside a gamer's head for years.
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