[In his column Serrano Time, award-winning writer and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times.]
Notorious B.I.G., ready to die.
I am working on a new book.
I cannot say too much about it yet, other than:
1. it's with the same company that published Bun B's Rap Coloring And Activity Book.
2. it will be a real actual book with real actual words, and illustrations and charts and stickers and all sorts of other neat stuffs.
3. I have until November to finish it, which means that every day until then I will be overcome with infinity pressure, which means that sometime around July I'll place my head in an oven and never be heard from again.