August 27 In Blogs: Silver Medallion, Total Wine, DMX, and Alan Colmes

​In the 24-hour news cycle it can be difficult to keep up. We have the solution. Check back on Valley Fever every evening for highlights from each of New Times' blogs. Today's entries:

Feathered Bastard:
Alan Colmes Jerks a Metaphorical Knot in Pastor Steven Anderson's Noggin

Up on the Sun:
Silver Medallion Posts New Music Video

Geek Beat: Late Night Sex Scenes Sizzle, Fizzle

Chow Bella:
This Weekend: Grand Opening of New Total Wine in Tempe

Battle of the Sundaes

Valley Fever:
Rapper DMX: "Stay the (Bleep) Out of Arizona" and "(Bleep) Sheriff Joe

Vodka-Soaked Tampons and Anal Beer Bongs "Latest Trends" Among Teens? Really?