Naturopathic Doctor Offers 10 Percent Discount for Swine Flu Patients

A local naturopathic doctor, taking advice from Rahm "Never Let a Serious Crisis Go to Waste" Emanuel, announced today she'll give swine flu patients a 10 percent discount.

In an e-mail to news media around the Valley, including New Times, Heather Wdowin of Ambrosia Medical in Scottsdale writes that she's "offering 10% off medical services to effectively prevent and treat the Swine Flu." The doc isn't licensed with the state as an MD or osteopath, but she does have a naturopathic license.

Who needs Tamilflu when you've got B vitamins?