Best Reader Caption for Andrew Thomas Complaining About His Disbarment: Tommy Collins

Congratulations to the New Times reader known as Tommy Collins, you've won this week's New Times You Write the Caption contest.

On Friday, we asked readers to write the caption for the above photo of former Maricopa County Attorney Andrew Thomas holding a press conference after his disbarment.

We picked the five best captions, and put those up for a popular vote.

Tommy Collins beat out the rest of the field with the following:

Thought bubble: "When I become President I am going to disbar the Supreme Court, the bastion of corruption....."

To retrieve your prize of a firm handshake and/or high-five, please mail your hand to (or come by and ask for) Matthew Hendley at 1201 East Jefferson Street in Phoenix.