If you're looking for a few conversation starters on the tree or for a few priceless reactions from friends and in-laws, look no further than XGen's line of Pornaments.
The line of ornaments, described as "festive, phallic fun," are crafted from hand-blown glass and are all about 6 inches.
We'll leave the puns to you.
Check out our five favorite pornaments (with gift tag suggestions) after the jump ...
5.ST. NICHOL-ASS
To: Your mother in-law
From: Your evil sister in-law