Frankie Muniz's Band Prints Super-Douchey T-Shirt: Looks Like Affliction, But Way Worse

Ever wonder what sort of merch the Phoenix band featuring former Malcolm in the Middle star Frankie Muniz would print? We have the first look and it ain't pretty. Actually, it looks like, ummm... Affliction Tapped Out the Smashing Pumpkins in 1996.Yeah, that about sums it up.You Hang Up says...

By Martin Cizmar

May 12, 2010

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Ever wonder what sort of merch the Phoenix band featuring former Malcolm in the Middle star Frankie Muniz would print? We have the first look and it ain't pretty. Actually, it looks like, ummm... Affliction Tapped Out the Smashing Pumpkins in 1996.

Yeah, that about sums it up.

You Hang Up says the shirt will be available for purchase "VERY soon," so look for it at their MySpace, on the back of some guy who cuts you off in a souped-up Silverado and in photos posted to PeopleOfWalMart.com.

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