Like a Car Accident

Admittedly it's a slow blog day when I have to resort to putting absolutely horrible spectacles up on here, but this is so bad, it's... just fucking bad. No, the band Lordi isn't local (Daggrr from Army of Robots hit me up with this), they're Finnish, and apparently won the...

By Brendan Kelley

January 18, 2007

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Admittedly it's a slow blog day when I have to resort to putting absolutely horrible spectacles up on here, but this is so bad, it's... just fucking bad. No, the band Lordi isn't local (Daggrr from Army of Robots hit me up with this), they're Finnish, and apparently won the Eurovision Song Contest last year, which means that contest must be a bunch of bullshit. But enough preamble, check it:

And don't forget the big b-day party for Dumperfoo at the Blunt Club tonight, that shit will be hype...

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