Jan Brewer's Five Smelliest Brain Farts

Governor Jan Brewer will likely be remembered for years to come, not for her policy work as governor, but for her excessive brain farts.Check out Brewer's five biggest, er, smelliest, brain farts:...

By Matthew Hendley

October 1, 2013

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Governor Jan Brewer will likely be remembered for years to come, not for her policy work as governor, but for her excessive brain farts.

Check out Brewer's five biggest, er, smelliest, brain farts:

5.) Another notch in their . . . (pause) . . . belt bucket

Notice that the governor appeared to almost explode while trying to spit that out.

4.) Jan Brewer explains the weather

Governor, where do dinosaur fossils come from? UH, UH, ERRYTHANG!

3.) O-ba-ma! O-ba-ma!

Four more beers! Four more beers!

2.) The Tusakee, Tusks, Tuh-see-gee, Tuskegee, Tuska-skee, Tuske-tuh, TUSKEGEE, Tus-kee-kee, Tus-kuh-kee Airmen.

There's one way to praise the Tosscookie Airmen.

1.) World's Longest Fart

Maybe they will call this chapter in future Arizona history textbooks, "How to make Dan Quayle look like a spelling-bee champion."

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